We once got pulled over while me and my wife were fighting. the cop came over and saw my wife crying. I dont remember if he even said anything before letting us go. lol.
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#i have a feeling that the doctor didn’t even tell rose that they moved because he couldn’t parallel park #like he opens to the door sees this and turns to rose and is like oh god wrong century no rose it’s terrible out there #toxic air totally unsafe for your human lungs #i survived only because of my awesome timelordyness #so let’s just go #because it’s unsafe #and toxic #and then he turned the tardis about and was like ah yes here we are totally safe 2012 london #and rose was like lol okay (and knew the whole time but let him pretend because he would turn into the oncoming sulk otherwise) #for facial reference to oncoming sulk: see rose tyler pets a ginger cat and doesn’t tell the doctor he’s pretty
I survived only because of my awesome Time Lordyness..
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A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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Guys my little brother is five, he’s turning 6 on January 28th. And guess what? He thinks he’s fat. He gets bullied at school because he’s bigger than the other kids. I thought it would be an amazing birthday present (as well as an iPod im getting him) to see how many people don’t think he’s fat. Can you please reblog if you don’t think he’s fat? I want to prove to him he’s not fat because he comes home from school and cries. And i just don’t want him to turn out like me because I used to cut and I used to be suicidal. I don’t want him to turn out like me, so if you can please please reblog if you don’t think he’s fat? On his birthday, I wanna videotape his reaction and add it to this post. So please im begging you. He would be so happy.
First of all ADORABLE he’s not fat and he’s so cute! Second of all he’s six he shouldn’t have to worry about his weight
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?
id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.
this post is making me rethink my life why